Thursday, March 12, 2015

hazardous bragging

"i just found out that i can jog in place and play most of the riffs i've written for my bass AT THE SAME TIME. sure lot's of people do way more impressive stuff while they play, but this is ME we're talking about. i've been doing it for thirty minutes and i've been so pumped up i think i might explo"

~these were the last words recorded by the cycle shifter. our best guess is that the last word he was trying to type was explode. which he did. everywhere. and we're still cleaning it up. don't jog and play bass at the same time unless you're an experienced professional. the results can be very unpredictable. this is a message to musicians everywhere from a concerned citizen. remember it and thank you for your time~

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